APH Anon Meme Log Book
[Re-experience epic fights, dramatic romance and lots of second-hand embarrassment.]
In each part the entries are ordered chronologically.
Part 190 raviolis
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Part 189 memory stones
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Part 188 double rainbows
BATTLE ROYALE
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[OOC - I just had to ask.]
I managed to make an actual weapon out of what I was given and went looking for Italien. (Addendum: here.)
After losing Italien I was starting to get somewhat stressed out.
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[Goodbye to you as well, anon! Too bad I didn't see this one.]
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[Reporting in dead.]
Part 187 poor fellows with mind like jello
My brother was getting into a fight with Niederlande.
I went to retrieve my lost credit card, starting with a summoning.
[Continuation of the sub-thread with viking Denmark in the DR is here.]
Somebody keeps posting images of my brother and me as sheep.
[Just a driveby!]
Part 186 trains that run on time
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Part 185 laser beams and rubble cities
I caught Wales nonsense behind my back once more.
Part 184 silver streams and fluffy kitties
(Denial)
[An OOC thread in which Germany tries to party with Italy and a dalek.]
I attempted to avoid looking at yet another semi-pornographic picture of myself.
Part 183 sunny skies and superpowers
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Part 182 butterflies and pretty flowers
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Part 181 maids a milking
I came across Paul again.
Part 180 sparklers
I came across a terrible revelation - Paul predicted Spanien to win the upcoming football match against me.
A summoning by eyes.gif made me worry about my octopus Paul.
Part 179 rotten tomatoes
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Part 178 rollercoaster rides
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Part 177 little birdies going tweet tweet tweet
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Part 176 freckles
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Part 175 summer nights
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Part 174 lotso huggin bears
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Part 173 tambourines
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Part 172 dancing queens
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Part 171 wonka bars
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Part 170 fishies
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Part 169 painted wings
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Part 168 snowglobe sparkles
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Part 167 itty bitty living spaces
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Part 166 bottles of water
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Part 165 oil cans
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Part 164 running children
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Part 163 cups of juicy juice
I wish such questions would not even be raised...
[An eyes.gif/Germany discussion thread... well, "discussion" in the broadest sense of the term.]
Part 162 old newspapers
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Part 161 barbie legs
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Part 160 balls of fire
An eyes.gif anon tried to summon me.
When I arrived back on the meme I was met by what can only be described as an eyes.gif invasion.
WTF
The beginning of two successive eyes.gif pages. FATALITY for Germanies.
Part 159 princesses on parade
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[The terror of the eyes continues. Thread mainly saved for THAT PICTURE; what the hell.]
Other threads
Tipsy anon offers drabbles; gets an eyes.gif/Germany prompt. I don't even--
Part 158 old lady purses
Deutscher Orden definitely has too much time on his hands.
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[A typical day in Germany's life (in an "RP with yourself" thread).]
I baked some cookies for Frankreich... or rather attempted to; of course I was interrupted.
Part 157 bunny rabbits
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Part 156 television channels
Bayern seconded Osten's deprecative comment about the EU. I was highly displeased.
Out of nowhere I got dragged into a dubious "war" Deutscher Orden had started on the meme.
Looking for the culprit I eventually found with with Russland.
I informed the meme of the state of affairs after having detained Deutscher Orden.
OOC / Other Threads
Anons asked for songs that remind us of our RP relationships.
The New York Times' opinion on Germany/France.
Part 155 melted ice cubes
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Part 154 weekdays
Anon summoned me yet again.
Part 153 strawberry sandwiches
After taking Italien to the hospital I returned to find my office had been broken into. Again.
Frankreich and I tried to talk things out.
[Continuation of the above sub-thread with France in the DR.]
Anon summoned me.
I'm... not sure what this was about.
Part 152 city blocks
Having been unsuccessful in my search for Frankreich I summoned Italien to look for her together with him.
Part 151 jelly donuts
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Part 150 chocolate covered cherries
I answered another summoning.
Part 149 yellow bricks
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Part 148 chairs in the parlor
The anons just won't stop posting inapproproate images of me.
I attempted to summon the mysterious servant anon who had wanted to work for me.
Part 147 birdies going tweet tweet tweet
An image of Italien and me was posted.
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[Anon stole Germany's keys and left them on the meme.]
Italien summoned me.
Part 146 dinosaurs
I answered a summoning.
[In this thread: arguing with Teutonic Order and Germania; sharing France-and-Italy related worries with Prussia.]
After taking care of whistleblower anon's grave I ran into Russland.
Yet another silly picture of me was posted.
Part 145 pancakes on a platter
The Meme Prom Part II
Deutscher Orden bothered me as I was preparing for the after prom clean-up.
Having assembled all neccessary tools I went looking for volunteers to help me clean the meme.
Part 144 lawn chairs covered by pink plastic wrap
The Meme Prom Part I
I was late to the ball and could not find Frankreich right away.
An anon gave out "soda".
[Also in this thread: drunk little England misses his anon friend.]
I got to know Mongolisches Reich.
When I finally found Frankreich again she was giving out condoms to the anons.
Part 143 cheesy fries
I came back from hospital and wanted to check on my office.
Part 142 tiny Trix cereal boxes
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Part 141 shamrock shakes
A whole bunch of people vandalized my office.
[Consider the third-to-last thread the chronologically second-to-last once, please!]
Part 140 jumping jacks
I spotted Deutscher Orden drinking alcohol, so I interfered.
[Also in this thread: a-actually scoring with France. Wow. Does such stuff even require an adult content warning at this point?]
I also told Wikinger Dänemark off.
[Another sub-thread to the one above.]
Italien was burning my manuals... as if my books hadn't been enough!
[In this thread: dramatic childhood memories resurface.]
Wales was talking to himself.
Part 139 pieces of bubble wrap
Korea said that on "White Day" all men had to give back their Valentine's Day's presents... or maybe I misunderstood.
[Also in this thread: France and some adorable anons.]
OOC
Brb hyperventilating.
[I felt kind of obligated to log this literary masterpiece!]
Part 138 raindrops keep falling on my head
I attempted to explain the umlauts to the meme.
Part 137 hobbits in the shire
An anon claimed to have purchased my chest. Of course I refuted that claim.
[In this thread: Going through a bunch of mood swings with Teutonic Order, anon, Greece and Vinking Denmark]
Part 136 lucky socks
I ran into Frankreich as she was knitting on the meme.
Part 135 really high balloons
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Part 134 perfectly piled pillows
I met my amnesic brother again, but he wouldn't let me help him... and the anon showed up.
[Achtung: This thread is entirely in German.]
Some mad person proposed a EU meeting.
[Note: German words are only not written in italics in threads with ichkannsprechen! Just in case anybody is confused, orz.]
Part 133 pricks on your finger
After essentially being rejected by Rumänien's and Griechenland's telephone answering machines [not linked for just being single posts of hanging up] I left a voice message on Österreich's...
... and Frankreich's. (Part I) and (Part II)
OOC
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[Fun with a random "names" thread.]
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[There was a theme song thread, so I tried to find one for Germany.]
Part 132 scurrying mice
Aging / De-aging Event
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[Just a single post (only logged because of that adorable anon)!]
I answered a summoning despite my deplorable state.
[In this thread: dramatic drama with Italy; interacting with France, a kind and a not-so-kind anon, aged up England and Ukraine; brotherly bickering with pedo Prussia]
Sometimes my brother is so strange.
[Continuation of the sub-thread with Prussia from above]
Part 131 snowmen
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[Einsamkeiting it up with whistleblower anon.]
Going for an evening stroll in the forest I encountered an unknown hostile creature. (Part I) and (Part II)
Part 130 wasted pieces of tape
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Part 129 stringy cheese strings
I answered a summoning...
... as did the other Deutschland. We exchanged some information.
[I edited out a "Take care!" in my last post too late, orz.]
Schweden and I had a brief talk about language assimilation.
Part 128 grains of sand
I encountered Deutscher Orden, Niederlande and Frankreich in the meme forest.
Part 127 little candy hearts
As the planned Valentine's Day event seemed to have been cancelled I put the present for Frankreich into the designated thread on the meme.
I wanted to read up on my history, but couldn't find any of the books...
Part 126 really weird knickknacks
As I tried to ask my brother for advice on something Niederlande felt the need to interfere. Things got ugly fast.
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[Just lying around unconsciously after being beaten up, people doing more or less kind things to him.]
Hours later when I woke up Valentine's Day was already over, so I just took the route over the bridge to get to the meme hospital. (Part I) (Part II)/
Part 125 lights on the street
My brother lost his memory.
[This was originally intended as a "missed connections" thread.]
I caught Wales in time to give him his second cake.
Hong Kong gave me little hope for keeping Kowloon in check.
In what must have been a state of mental derangement I had promised Polen to bake sweets with him on Karneval, so that's what we did.
Dressing Room
Frankreich and I met for dinner at her place.
[Note: The uncharacteristically harsh reaction to Wales' lying is due to the fact that Germany just has it in for him, for reasons unknown.]
Part 124 pigeons in the park
Spotting Russland I used the opportunity to slip him some papers.
As there was a confessional on the meme I took the chance to relieve my conscience.
Part 123 silver spoons
Osten was actually being helpful for once; he educated people about littering.
Anon was trying to mess with Schweden who, as it turned out, he had lost his memories.
I met Österrich for our dancing lessons.
[Special Guest downthread: Beethoven, ohohoho~]
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[Some cruel person left a shiny new tazer lying around on the meme. Cue a snippet of dramatic drama.]
Two anons tried to help me find a suitable Valentine Day's present for Frankreich.
[Mistaking an OOC thread for an IC thread, hell yeah. Also contains some banter with my namefriend.]
Part 122 cats in a cradle
Griechenland had a somewhat philosophical question.
Later I wanted to give him a birthday cake, but didn't succeed in finding him again. Instead I found a whole new bunch of trouble.
[In this thread: nearly getting mindfucked by That Guy With The Glasses, encountering who I suspect to be Italy-pie-maker anon, getting stalked by anons and a namefriend (seriously, you guys... ♥), trying to de-zombify little England with Wales and female South Italy, arranging for dancing lessons with Austria and meeting little Greece.]
Wales finally put his strange magic into practice on Italien's and little England's behalf.
hetalianon_meme
Anon wondered what it would be like to bite a vampire, so I tried to warn them.
I spotted the vampire girl eating cookies.
[Apparently I have a rather crappy memory, orz.]
Part 121 boats in a bathtub
I had a small encounter with Ukraine...
... and exchanged a few words with Hungary.
Part 120 moons
Cosmonaut Russland called in from space.
A "truth" thread turned into an attempt to help Italien who had somehow become a zombie... which leads me to the question of why nobody ever informs me of such things.
The following "dare" thread went even worse. Much worse actually. (Part I) and (Part II)
I tried to get Italien help from Ägypten. Sadly Süditalien got herself involved as well. (Part I) and (Part II)
Things just got worse and worse; on top of everything else I was late to the world meeting.
Part 119 pieces of eight
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Part 118 adventures
Our relationship really isn't that bad, anon.
Part 117 galloping hordes
I was lucky to find Frankreich as I was searching for her.
An anon attacked Italien, so I interfered.
Spotting an abandoned bouquet I found it to be addressed at my Frankreich.
[Genius that I am I posted 1/2 extra above 2/2, but it just had him finding the flowers and seeing France's name on the card.]
Part 116 ten regular men
I met Wales again after the last part's disaster had been cleared up...
... and stopped Deutscher Orden from buying beer from him.
An unfamiliar nation was looking for his sister.
Deutscher Orden held me up on my way to work again...
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[Talking to Mysterious Person X (two of them, actually) and Norway]
WTF
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[Briefly terrorizing England]
Part 115 golden camels
When there was an uproar about Süditalien having been murdered I tried to investigate.
Wales attempted one of several revivals.
Amidst the general confusion I came across Frankreich once more.
Part 114 purple peacocks
I met little Italien!
OOC
(WE WON'T STOP BELIEVING)
[Why, yes, this was worth a log book entry.]
♥
[OOC chatting with anon.]
Part 113 white persian monkeys
(Rumours about France sleeping around? What rumours?)
[In this thread: Failing at having a relationship with France and bickering with Teutonic Order]
(Denial)
[Reacting (questionably) to Goat!France and being (rightfully) judged by France.]
(Denial)
[Dare-kissing poor unassuming Italy]
Kowloon was adding a new floor to the meme.
[Also in this thread: OOC chatting with Ufufu.]
I took a... summoning as an opportunity to ask for some advice regarding the tense situation with Frankreich.
[In this thread: Getting help from anon and Ufufu.]
And here I thought choosing only "Truth" would make this thread a less strenuous affair...
[In this thread: Interacting with anon, Teutonic Order and Bavaria]
Deutscher Orden immediately took our little dispute from the Truth or Dare thread to the next level.
Part 112 sneezes in a day
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[Some "inofficial" / impromptu RPing and OOC babbling with France.]
(Denial)
[OOC thread in which Hong Kong deals with asshole Germany.]
Other Stuff
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[Two anons RPing as Germany and France... and doing a better job than us.]
Part 111 books in a barn
After the fight with the vampires I had to stay in hospital for a while.
Part 110 skittles in a bowl
WTF
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[OOCly terrorizing the Swedish Chef and others.]
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[Reacting to being shipped with Communist Canada (in the wrong order, too).]
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[Reacting to France posting the test results about her secret pleasures.]
Part 109 awesome people
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Part 108 stars of destiny
My day started with observing communist Kanada, smalltalking with Frankreich...
... and finding a strange blob creature on the meme.
Großvater Germanien was holding a feast.
There was an uproar about Frankreich alledgedly being a pedophile... I didn't believe it, of course...
... but nonetheless wanted to clear up the incident.
[In this thread: A terrible attempt at lovemaking with France, getting information from Latvia and whistleblower anon and encounters with several Prussias]
The situation with the vampires escalated, with terrible results. (Part I; main thread leading up to the fight = 3rd sub-thread from the top) and (Part II / Continuation in the DR)
[WARNING: Gore and character death.]
Part 107 jellybeans in the jar
I found a discarded letter written by Deutscher Orden.
Frankreich was lounging on the meme in the nude...
I exchanged some words with Kanada's polar bear.
WTF
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[France and Germany are never gonna score.]
Part 106 steps to the top
Continuing my dares... I'll think twice the next time before offering myself up for this.
Frankreich and I met and had a little argument.
Little Deutscher Orden sold my... underwear. I just don't know what to do with this child.
Part 105 carrots in the soup
I met Frankreich...
... and Deutscher Orden in a dare thread (why do I keep participating in these?).
[Not linked: Dares from three anons (dancing to "Thriller", wearing a ladies' string and kissing Italy) due to me answering OOC to them for clarifications.]
Anon called me out on one of my dares, and Frankreich appeared at the most unfit moment...
Part 104 little monkeys jumping on the bed
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Part 103 potatoes in a pot
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Part 102 reasons to smile
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Part 101 dalmatians
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Part 100 of the Axis Powers Hetalia anon meme
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Part 99 is cleaning the chimney
Taking care of the last Christmas preparations was a stressful affair...
... especially as I also had to separate my fighting brothers.
Part 98 is the top
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Part 97 has a smudge
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Part 96 is coming to town
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Part 95 has a fondness for flowers
I was lucky to notice and interfere with a face-off between whistleblower anon and the vampire girl.
Schweden started building the meme house, so I helped. Here's (Part II).
I had an encounter with Liechtenstein and learned that Deutscher Orden was ill...
[Truth or Dare thread]
... so I went looking for him.
Once again I had to step between the vampire girl and whistleblower anon.
Part 94 is almost there
Anon doubted my football team's superiority.
[A derailed RP crit thread.]
(Denial, Part I) and (Denial, Part II)
[A kissing game: Get a kiss from the person before you, give one to the person after you!]
Anon butchered yet another summoning. Seriously, this is intolerable...
... but at least my brother helped cover up the mess.
A strange man appeared on the meme and offered to get the anons into shape.
[Now that was kind of suspenseful.]
My brother went looking for me because he was hungry.
[Achtung: This thread is entirely in German.]
Part 93 better not shout
I finally set up the Christmas tree and encouraged people to help with the decorating.
[In this thread: Decorations ranging from nation-specific baubles, angels and rocking horse ornaments to garlic cloves, satanic symbols, porn magazines and a dead chicken - oh, and pastaaa~]
Having cleaned and prepared the meme kitchen I opened it for seasonal baking.
[Note: A surprise maxing cut off some of the threads a bit apruptly.]
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[Continuation of the sub-thread with Ufufu from above in the next part]
OOC (mostly)
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[Just a sleep-deprived drive-by comment that turned into a valuable little advice thread]
Part 92 is living under a rock
Another surprise enconter with Frankreich.
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[Watch me slip into purple prose / bad-vampire-fic mode as we derail an OOC thread.]
Part 91 fights like Gaston
I went to fell a Christmas tree for the meme.
Later I spotted a supposed anon mentioning my missing aide, so I went to investigate.
My brother had gotten himself a new coat... and apparently he also fell ill again.
[Achtung: This thread is entirely in German.]
A Truth or Dare thread that was actually stress-free for once.
I applied to the godmod thread.
[In this thread: Becoming a pokémon trainer, acquiring Dittotalia and getting into a rather messy pokébattle with him... oh, and the missing dare was to become obsessed with shiny objects!]
The vampire called me out.
[Note: Much of this thread is OOC planning.]
(Denial)
[Showing up high on Sweden's Nobel Prize Party as a result of the earlier godmod thread]
(Denial)
[After having bothered Sweden, Prussia and two anons here goes Ukraine...]
(Denial)
[... and here France.]
WTF Threads
(ITT: Your height, weight and breast size.)
[Usually I only save my own threads, but this one is an exception.]
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[Well, it... it was the Gaston part after all! And we were maxing!]
Part 90 is an Oscar Meyer wiener
Italien thought he was Amerika...
[Note: For the duration of the whole part a body- and iconswap was in effect.]
... so I tried to find his brother to calm him down.
Sachsen complained about the rain.
Part 89 is in a Christmas carol
As I corrected an anon's misspelling England came to bother me.
My brother apologized for falling asleep during an earlier conversation.
[Achtung: This thread is entirely in German.]
Now that... that was just disturbing.
Frankreich and I exchanged some news as we met by chance.
A small encounter with Kanada.
Part 88 puts one foot down down down
I asked Amerika to help me with some new garbage bins I had produced for the meme.
Spotting female China I attempted to get to know her a bit better.
Deutscher Orden was bothering England, so I interfered.
Truth or Dare
[These are mostly just small threads with 2 - 5 tags, but my OCD compels me to list them all]
My participation in this thread lead to me having to dare various people in return.
[In this thread: taking dares and bickering with England]
So I dared little England...
... Deutscher Orden...
... Vietnam...
... Türkei...
... Lettland...
... Griechenland...
... Ukraine...
... Taiwan...
... Ägypten...
... and Estland.
Anon made a statement about alledgedly badly animated porn produced by me, and my brother showed up to boot.
[Achtung: This thread is almost entirely in German.]
Part 87 is standing too close to you
I checked on the meme, meeting anon and little Österreich.
APH Anon Meme RP Characters Friending Meme
My post at the friending meme.
Despite my nervosity I approached Ukraine...
... and Schweden...
... as well as Russland...
... before asking my brother's for advice.
I also re-befriended Italien...
... and Frankreich...
[Warning: This became somewhat of a make-out session.]
... as well as another Deutschland who seemed to be in a somewhat unfortunate situation.
Part 86 is full of stuffing
A new Russland appeared on the meme, and given the problems we had with communism I felt obliged to question him about his political outlook.
Having gotten no answer to my letter to Frankreich I went looking for her.
Ägypten sold some of his figurines; while I looked at them Frankreich finally found me.
I confronted Großvater with his neglect of little Deutscher Orden.
Part 85 will keep on shining through
At the beginning of this part a rip in the space-time-continuum occurred, sending the meme back into the past.
An anon felt the need to announce to the meme that my hugs were of bad quality.
Ukraine started a therapy session for turmoiled nations, so I helped her supervise it. Over the course of it I exchanged some thoughts with Serbien.
Deutscher Orden claimed I had a problem I wasn't disclosing, which of course was pure nonsense.
[This is still in the therapy thread]
An anon had problems with their post, so I checked on her.
[Also in this thread: Anon tries to make Germany understand that he has no control over his life and is in desperate need of help]
Part 84 saw moments of gold and flashes of light
I just quickly updated everybody on the newest changes to the voting results.
I chose "truth" in a Truth or Dare thread... clearly I should have known better.
Spotting a Frankreich I approached him to hopefully gather some useful information.
[This is still in the Truth and Dare thread]
I met Japan and Estland in a sauna that had just opened on the meme.
Part 83 ran so far away
World Meeting
I proposed the installation of a jurisdictional system.
Amerika ate waffles at the meeting...
Russland drank vodka at the meeting...
... and Bulgarien suggested murder at the meeting.
Italien panicked about his low birth rates.
Communist Russland threatened and injured little Deutscher Orden, so I intervened.
[Note: We weren't able to conclude this thread, but I guess it's safe to say that both of them survived.]
After the meeting I cast my votes on the points compiled by whistleblower anon, encountering discipline anon and one of the vampires while I was at it.
Later I presented the voting results to the public.
[Due to me completely underestimating the meme's maxing speed this thread was cut short. Mea culpa.]
Part 82 is devastated by the shortage of Eggo Waffles
Communist Kanada attempted to collectively brainwash the entire meme, so I tried to stop him... but things took a bad turn.
[Disclaimer: I'm genuinely sorry for ruining the dramatic atmosphere with "an killer".]
After the situation had escalated I tried to find help for Kanada.
Later I encountered my brother who was still ill.
[Achtung: This thread is almost entirely in German.]
Frankreich had gotten the news about Kanada being injured and enquired about it on the meme; I tried to explain.
In light of this part's events I proposed a world meeting (and used the opportunity to also collect the hugs I needed to pay the healing potion seller).
Part 81 is in the window
After having re-evaluated the situation with Frankreich I decided to sell most of the vodka I had gotten from Polen.
[In this thread, among other things: Poland is not amused and Canada shows up drunk and injured.]
Part 80 will show you what shoes to wear
Soviet Russland showed up on the meme again after a long time. I confronted him about the brainwashing.
[Also in this thread: whistleblower anon drops the bomb about France's sleeping around.]
Soviet Russland wouldn't stop bothering my brother, so I intervened.
[This takes places in the middle of the thread linked above.]
I... don't want to comment on what happened here.
[In this thread: Walking around drunk and heartbroken, meeting Japan England and some kind anons.]
The morning after the, ah, incident I desperately sought out England.
[Mind-reading thread]
I came across Großvater Germanien and used the opportunity to inform him of little Deutscher Orden's bad manners.
[Still in the mind-reading thread]
Hoping she would have some vodka to sell I approached Ukraine...
... and afterwards Polen, for the same reason.
An anon made a silly claim concerning the relationship between myself and whistleblower anon... the course this discussion took borders on harassment in my opinion.
Anon asked how to mend a broken heart. Having no real idea myself I still wanted to try and help, but then Frankreich appeared on the scene and I had to confront her with the video tape.
[In this thread: over-the-top soap opera drama.]
Part 79 knows the simple bear necessities
I still don't know why I woke up under a sofa, but meeting this adorable dog person was a nice start to the day.
My brother said something inappropriate in public...
[Achtung: This thread is almost entirely in German.]
(Denial)
[OOC thread in which Russia and Ukraine have to deal with sleazy asshole Germany.]
I attempted to speak to Japan about some... business of his, but he disappeared almost immediately.
My newest brother was somewhat overwhelmed and frightened by the meme, so I tried to console him.
[Achtung: This thread is almost entirely in German.]
I just don't understand how some anons' minds work.
I dutifully raised my hand at the headcount and was promptly bothered by several anons, nations and other people... well, some of them were quite nice.
[In this thread, among other things: Getting bothered by Teutonic Order and having the truth about France's liberal love life revealed by whistleblower anon]
Part 78 is over the rainbow
(Denial)
[Godmodded into thinking he's a German Shepard Dog, interacting with England]
(Denial)
[Godmodded interacting with Sweden]
(Denial)
[Godmodded crashing of Poland's birthday buffet]
Part 77 likes spinning in teacups
In the face of the supernatural occurrences that took place on the meme I made an announcement to the public.
[In this thread: talking to several anons and nations and finally getting put (or rather glitched) out of communism.]
I looked for my brother on the fall of the Berlin Wall's anniversary; several kind anons congratulated me as well.
After having celebrated with my brother I happened to come across Frankreich...
(Continuation of the above thread in the DR.)
[Warning for adult content, sappiness and major second hand embarrassment.]
Part 76 is a hungry-hungry-hippo
I gave Japan the miniature cameras he had lost in my house back.
Ukraine was holding a protest against exploitative prostitution in her place; I swiftly dropped by to show my support.
There was an uprising of fear on the meme, supposedly related to a figure only known as "slenderman", so I attempted to investigate by gathering information from several anon and nations.
A... dubious character proclaimed it to be "party time" while the "slenderman" was probably still on the loose. Needless to say I felt compelled to object.
Part 75 likes raindrops on roses
I contributed my part to our community by offering general advice to several nations and other people.
Part 74 could've danced all night
Spotting Officer England on patrol I just had to quickly tell him how much his work was appreciated.
Part 73 is waiting for the Great Pumpkin
Halloween on the meme was a very strenuous affair. The general chaos made it even harder than usual to maintain a minimum of order.
I made an announcement to inform the meme population about the vampire invasion and possible precautions that should be taken.
[In this thread: attempts at consoling various nations and anons in different stages of despair]
For some reason Italien thought there was something wrong with me.
While I keep telling myself that it all comes down to cultural differences, sometimes I wish I could just take away Japan's camera.
I found what I supposed to be the head vampire and got into an argument with her.
Frankreich was giving out drinks; I checked on her and had to protect her from the aforementioned vampire.
Part 72 put a spell on you
I made an appeal to the meme population to recycle their garbage instead of just throwing it around the area.
It was Türkei's birthday, so I briefly congratulated him.
Kanada had apparently been bitten in the neck by some venomous creature, so I stepped in to help.
[Actually this thread mainly consists of making plans with anons to defend the meme against the vampires and trying to treat the afflicted]
I saw fit to report the unsettling occurrences to the anon meme nurse.
Part 71 has the heebie-jeebies
Anon was conducting a survey, asking at what age and occasion one had first said "I love you".
On my way home I came across Frankreich and tried to apologize for my behaviour at our earlier date.
Ukraine fell with all her groceries, so I checked if she was alright.
Part 70 is a graveyard smash
I asked Kanada about the mysterious basement I still hadn't managed to find...
... and later I tried to convince Italien of the amenities of communism.
Part 69 is the evil twin
After finally getting out of detainment I checked back on the meme.
Part 68 is between lives
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Part 67 is a wild thing
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Part 66 is hiding under your stairs
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Part 65 is coming up the stairs
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Part 64 is a dream within a dream
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Part 63 is tapping at the chamber door
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Part 62 is in the middle of a muddle
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Part 61 is down in the valley where the green grass grows
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Part 60 has a dollar hey-hey-hey-hey
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Part 59 is gonna stay up late
I reminded the meme population of our common values.
Some foolish anons still attempted to protest against communism.
[Getting knocked out and taken into custody by the non-brainwashed Germany]
Part 58 raises its glass to you
An anon offered to grant everybody one wish.
[In this thread: trying out the newly granted de-brainwashing power and having a first, um, run-in with female France.]
I went looking for Lettland, who had apparently been brainwashed by the communists, and my injured brother.
Looking for my brother once again.
[In this thread: getting brainwashed into communism via [smiles] anon's temporary superpower.]
[Older logs will be added as I track them down.]
In each part the entries are ordered chronologically.
Part 190 raviolis
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Part 189 memory stones
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Part 188 double rainbows
BATTLE ROYALE
(...)
[OOC - I just had to ask.]
I managed to make an actual weapon out of what I was given and went looking for Italien. (Addendum: here.)
After losing Italien I was starting to get somewhat stressed out.
(...)
[Goodbye to you as well, anon! Too bad I didn't see this one.]
(...)
[Reporting in dead.]
Part 187 poor fellows with mind like jello
My brother was getting into a fight with Niederlande.
I went to retrieve my lost credit card, starting with a summoning.
[Continuation of the sub-thread with viking Denmark in the DR is here.]
Somebody keeps posting images of my brother and me as sheep.
[Just a driveby!]
Part 186 trains that run on time
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Part 185 laser beams and rubble cities
I caught Wales nonsense behind my back once more.
Part 184 silver streams and fluffy kitties
(Denial)
[An OOC thread in which Germany tries to party with Italy and a dalek.]
I attempted to avoid looking at yet another semi-pornographic picture of myself.
Part 183 sunny skies and superpowers
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Part 182 butterflies and pretty flowers
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Part 181 maids a milking
I came across Paul again.
Part 180 sparklers
I came across a terrible revelation - Paul predicted Spanien to win the upcoming football match against me.
A summoning by eyes.gif made me worry about my octopus Paul.
Part 179 rotten tomatoes
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Part 178 rollercoaster rides
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Part 177 little birdies going tweet tweet tweet
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Part 176 freckles
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Part 175 summer nights
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Part 174 lotso huggin bears
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Part 173 tambourines
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Part 172 dancing queens
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Part 171 wonka bars
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Part 170 fishies
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Part 169 painted wings
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Part 168 snowglobe sparkles
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Part 167 itty bitty living spaces
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Part 166 bottles of water
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Part 165 oil cans
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Part 164 running children
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Part 163 cups of juicy juice
I wish such questions would not even be raised...
[An eyes.gif/Germany discussion thread... well, "discussion" in the broadest sense of the term.]
Part 162 old newspapers
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Part 161 barbie legs
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Part 160 balls of fire
An eyes.gif anon tried to summon me.
When I arrived back on the meme I was met by what can only be described as an eyes.gif invasion.
WTF
The beginning of two successive eyes.gif pages. FATALITY for Germanies.
Part 159 princesses on parade
(...)
[The terror of the eyes continues. Thread mainly saved for THAT PICTURE; what the hell.]
Other threads
Tipsy anon offers drabbles; gets an eyes.gif/Germany prompt. I don't even--
Part 158 old lady purses
Deutscher Orden definitely has too much time on his hands.
(...)
[A typical day in Germany's life (in an "RP with yourself" thread).]
I baked some cookies for Frankreich... or rather attempted to; of course I was interrupted.
Part 157 bunny rabbits
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Part 156 television channels
Bayern seconded Osten's deprecative comment about the EU. I was highly displeased.
Out of nowhere I got dragged into a dubious "war" Deutscher Orden had started on the meme.
Looking for the culprit I eventually found with with Russland.
I informed the meme of the state of affairs after having detained Deutscher Orden.
OOC / Other Threads
Anons asked for songs that remind us of our RP relationships.
The New York Times' opinion on Germany/France.
Part 155 melted ice cubes
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Part 154 weekdays
Anon summoned me yet again.
Part 153 strawberry sandwiches
After taking Italien to the hospital I returned to find my office had been broken into. Again.
Frankreich and I tried to talk things out.
[Continuation of the above sub-thread with France in the DR.]
Anon summoned me.
I'm... not sure what this was about.
Part 152 city blocks
Having been unsuccessful in my search for Frankreich I summoned Italien to look for her together with him.
Part 151 jelly donuts
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Part 150 chocolate covered cherries
I answered another summoning.
Part 149 yellow bricks
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Part 148 chairs in the parlor
The anons just won't stop posting inapproproate images of me.
I attempted to summon the mysterious servant anon who had wanted to work for me.
Part 147 birdies going tweet tweet tweet
An image of Italien and me was posted.
(...)
[Anon stole Germany's keys and left them on the meme.]
Italien summoned me.
Part 146 dinosaurs
I answered a summoning.
[In this thread: arguing with Teutonic Order and Germania; sharing France-and-Italy related worries with Prussia.]
After taking care of whistleblower anon's grave I ran into Russland.
Yet another silly picture of me was posted.
Part 145 pancakes on a platter
The Meme Prom Part II
Deutscher Orden bothered me as I was preparing for the after prom clean-up.
Having assembled all neccessary tools I went looking for volunteers to help me clean the meme.
Part 144 lawn chairs covered by pink plastic wrap
The Meme Prom Part I
I was late to the ball and could not find Frankreich right away.
An anon gave out "soda".
[Also in this thread: drunk little England misses his anon friend.]
I got to know Mongolisches Reich.
When I finally found Frankreich again she was giving out condoms to the anons.
Part 143 cheesy fries
I came back from hospital and wanted to check on my office.
Part 142 tiny Trix cereal boxes
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Part 141 shamrock shakes
A whole bunch of people vandalized my office.
[Consider the third-to-last thread the chronologically second-to-last once, please!]
Part 140 jumping jacks
I spotted Deutscher Orden drinking alcohol, so I interfered.
[Also in this thread: a-actually scoring with France. Wow. Does such stuff even require an adult content warning at this point?]
I also told Wikinger Dänemark off.
[Another sub-thread to the one above.]
Italien was burning my manuals... as if my books hadn't been enough!
[In this thread: dramatic childhood memories resurface.]
Wales was talking to himself.
Part 139 pieces of bubble wrap
Korea said that on "White Day" all men had to give back their Valentine's Day's presents... or maybe I misunderstood.
[Also in this thread: France and some adorable anons.]
OOC
Brb hyperventilating.
[I felt kind of obligated to log this literary masterpiece!]
Part 138 raindrops keep falling on my head
I attempted to explain the umlauts to the meme.
Part 137 hobbits in the shire
An anon claimed to have purchased my chest. Of course I refuted that claim.
[In this thread: Going through a bunch of mood swings with Teutonic Order, anon, Greece and Vinking Denmark]
Part 136 lucky socks
I ran into Frankreich as she was knitting on the meme.
Part 135 really high balloons
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Part 134 perfectly piled pillows
I met my amnesic brother again, but he wouldn't let me help him... and the anon showed up.
[Achtung: This thread is entirely in German.]
Some mad person proposed a EU meeting.
[Note: German words are only not written in italics in threads with ichkannsprechen! Just in case anybody is confused, orz.]
Part 133 pricks on your finger
After essentially being rejected by Rumänien's and Griechenland's telephone answering machines [not linked for just being single posts of hanging up] I left a voice message on Österreich's...
... and Frankreich's. (Part I) and (Part II)
OOC
(...)
[Fun with a random "names" thread.]
(...)
[There was a theme song thread, so I tried to find one for Germany.]
Part 132 scurrying mice
Aging / De-aging Event
(...)
[Just a single post (only logged because of that adorable anon)!]
I answered a summoning despite my deplorable state.
[In this thread: dramatic drama with Italy; interacting with France, a kind and a not-so-kind anon, aged up England and Ukraine; brotherly bickering with pedo Prussia]
Sometimes my brother is so strange.
[Continuation of the sub-thread with Prussia from above]
Part 131 snowmen
(...)
[Einsamkeiting it up with whistleblower anon.]
Going for an evening stroll in the forest I encountered an unknown hostile creature. (Part I) and (Part II)
Part 130 wasted pieces of tape
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Part 129 stringy cheese strings
I answered a summoning...
... as did the other Deutschland. We exchanged some information.
[I edited out a "Take care!" in my last post too late, orz.]
Schweden and I had a brief talk about language assimilation.
Part 128 grains of sand
I encountered Deutscher Orden, Niederlande and Frankreich in the meme forest.
Part 127 little candy hearts
As the planned Valentine's Day event seemed to have been cancelled I put the present for Frankreich into the designated thread on the meme.
I wanted to read up on my history, but couldn't find any of the books...
Part 126 really weird knickknacks
As I tried to ask my brother for advice on something Niederlande felt the need to interfere. Things got ugly fast.
(...)
[Just lying around unconsciously after being beaten up, people doing more or less kind things to him.]
Hours later when I woke up Valentine's Day was already over, so I just took the route over the bridge to get to the meme hospital. (Part I) (Part II)/
Part 125 lights on the street
My brother lost his memory.
[This was originally intended as a "missed connections" thread.]
I caught Wales in time to give him his second cake.
Hong Kong gave me little hope for keeping Kowloon in check.
In what must have been a state of mental derangement I had promised Polen to bake sweets with him on Karneval, so that's what we did.
Dressing Room
Frankreich and I met for dinner at her place.
[Note: The uncharacteristically harsh reaction to Wales' lying is due to the fact that Germany just has it in for him, for reasons unknown.]
Part 124 pigeons in the park
Spotting Russland I used the opportunity to slip him some papers.
As there was a confessional on the meme I took the chance to relieve my conscience.
Part 123 silver spoons
Osten was actually being helpful for once; he educated people about littering.
Anon was trying to mess with Schweden who, as it turned out, he had lost his memories.
I met Österrich for our dancing lessons.
[Special Guest downthread: Beethoven, ohohoho~]
(...)
[Some cruel person left a shiny new tazer lying around on the meme. Cue a snippet of dramatic drama.]
Two anons tried to help me find a suitable Valentine Day's present for Frankreich.
[Mistaking an OOC thread for an IC thread, hell yeah. Also contains some banter with my namefriend.]
Part 122 cats in a cradle
Griechenland had a somewhat philosophical question.
Later I wanted to give him a birthday cake, but didn't succeed in finding him again. Instead I found a whole new bunch of trouble.
[In this thread: nearly getting mindfucked by That Guy With The Glasses, encountering who I suspect to be Italy-pie-maker anon, getting stalked by anons and a namefriend (seriously, you guys... ♥), trying to de-zombify little England with Wales and female South Italy, arranging for dancing lessons with Austria and meeting little Greece.]
Wales finally put his strange magic into practice on Italien's and little England's behalf.
hetalianon_meme
Anon wondered what it would be like to bite a vampire, so I tried to warn them.
I spotted the vampire girl eating cookies.
[Apparently I have a rather crappy memory, orz.]
Part 121 boats in a bathtub
I had a small encounter with Ukraine...
... and exchanged a few words with Hungary.
Part 120 moons
Cosmonaut Russland called in from space.
A "truth" thread turned into an attempt to help Italien who had somehow become a zombie... which leads me to the question of why nobody ever informs me of such things.
The following "dare" thread went even worse. Much worse actually. (Part I) and (Part II)
I tried to get Italien help from Ägypten. Sadly Süditalien got herself involved as well. (Part I) and (Part II)
Things just got worse and worse; on top of everything else I was late to the world meeting.
Part 119 pieces of eight
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Part 118 adventures
Our relationship really isn't that bad, anon.
Part 117 galloping hordes
I was lucky to find Frankreich as I was searching for her.
An anon attacked Italien, so I interfered.
Spotting an abandoned bouquet I found it to be addressed at my Frankreich.
[Genius that I am I posted 1/2 extra above 2/2, but it just had him finding the flowers and seeing France's name on the card.]
Part 116 ten regular men
I met Wales again after the last part's disaster had been cleared up...
... and stopped Deutscher Orden from buying beer from him.
An unfamiliar nation was looking for his sister.
Deutscher Orden held me up on my way to work again...
(...)
[Talking to Mysterious Person X (two of them, actually) and Norway]
WTF
(...)
[Briefly terrorizing England]
Part 115 golden camels
When there was an uproar about Süditalien having been murdered I tried to investigate.
Wales attempted one of several revivals.
Amidst the general confusion I came across Frankreich once more.
Part 114 purple peacocks
I met little Italien!
OOC
(WE WON'T STOP BELIEVING)
[Why, yes, this was worth a log book entry.]
♥
[OOC chatting with anon.]
Part 113 white persian monkeys
(Rumours about France sleeping around? What rumours?)
[In this thread: Failing at having a relationship with France and bickering with Teutonic Order]
(Denial)
[Reacting (questionably) to Goat!France and being (rightfully) judged by France.]
(Denial)
[Dare-kissing poor unassuming Italy]
Kowloon was adding a new floor to the meme.
[Also in this thread: OOC chatting with Ufufu.]
I took a... summoning as an opportunity to ask for some advice regarding the tense situation with Frankreich.
[In this thread: Getting help from anon and Ufufu.]
And here I thought choosing only "Truth" would make this thread a less strenuous affair...
[In this thread: Interacting with anon, Teutonic Order and Bavaria]
Deutscher Orden immediately took our little dispute from the Truth or Dare thread to the next level.
Part 112 sneezes in a day
(...)
[Some "inofficial" / impromptu RPing and OOC babbling with France.]
(Denial)
[OOC thread in which Hong Kong deals with asshole Germany.]
Other Stuff
(...)
[Two anons RPing as Germany and France... and doing a better job than us.]
Part 111 books in a barn
After the fight with the vampires I had to stay in hospital for a while.
Part 110 skittles in a bowl
WTF
(...)
[OOCly terrorizing the Swedish Chef and others.]
(...)
[Reacting to being shipped with Communist Canada (in the wrong order, too).]
(...)
[Reacting to France posting the test results about her secret pleasures.]
Part 109 awesome people
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Part 108 stars of destiny
My day started with observing communist Kanada, smalltalking with Frankreich...
... and finding a strange blob creature on the meme.
Großvater Germanien was holding a feast.
There was an uproar about Frankreich alledgedly being a pedophile... I didn't believe it, of course...
... but nonetheless wanted to clear up the incident.
[In this thread: A terrible attempt at lovemaking with France, getting information from Latvia and whistleblower anon and encounters with several Prussias]
The situation with the vampires escalated, with terrible results. (Part I; main thread leading up to the fight = 3rd sub-thread from the top) and (Part II / Continuation in the DR)
[WARNING: Gore and character death.]
Part 107 jellybeans in the jar
I found a discarded letter written by Deutscher Orden.
Frankreich was lounging on the meme in the nude...
I exchanged some words with Kanada's polar bear.
WTF
(...)
[France and Germany are never gonna score.]
Part 106 steps to the top
Continuing my dares... I'll think twice the next time before offering myself up for this.
Frankreich and I met and had a little argument.
Little Deutscher Orden sold my... underwear. I just don't know what to do with this child.
Part 105 carrots in the soup
I met Frankreich...
... and Deutscher Orden in a dare thread (why do I keep participating in these?).
[Not linked: Dares from three anons (dancing to "Thriller", wearing a ladies' string and kissing Italy) due to me answering OOC to them for clarifications.]
Anon called me out on one of my dares, and Frankreich appeared at the most unfit moment...
Part 104 little monkeys jumping on the bed
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Part 103 potatoes in a pot
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Part 102 reasons to smile
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Part 101 dalmatians
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Part 100 of the Axis Powers Hetalia anon meme
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Part 99 is cleaning the chimney
Taking care of the last Christmas preparations was a stressful affair...
... especially as I also had to separate my fighting brothers.
Part 98 is the top
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Part 97 has a smudge
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Part 96 is coming to town
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Part 95 has a fondness for flowers
I was lucky to notice and interfere with a face-off between whistleblower anon and the vampire girl.
Schweden started building the meme house, so I helped. Here's (Part II).
I had an encounter with Liechtenstein and learned that Deutscher Orden was ill...
[Truth or Dare thread]
... so I went looking for him.
Once again I had to step between the vampire girl and whistleblower anon.
Part 94 is almost there
Anon doubted my football team's superiority.
[A derailed RP crit thread.]
(Denial, Part I) and (Denial, Part II)
[A kissing game: Get a kiss from the person before you, give one to the person after you!]
Anon butchered yet another summoning. Seriously, this is intolerable...
... but at least my brother helped cover up the mess.
A strange man appeared on the meme and offered to get the anons into shape.
[Now that was kind of suspenseful.]
My brother went looking for me because he was hungry.
[Achtung: This thread is entirely in German.]
Part 93 better not shout
I finally set up the Christmas tree and encouraged people to help with the decorating.
[In this thread: Decorations ranging from nation-specific baubles, angels and rocking horse ornaments to garlic cloves, satanic symbols, porn magazines and a dead chicken - oh, and pastaaa~]
Having cleaned and prepared the meme kitchen I opened it for seasonal baking.
[Note: A surprise maxing cut off some of the threads a bit apruptly.]
(...)
[Continuation of the sub-thread with Ufufu from above in the next part]
OOC (mostly)
(...)
[Just a sleep-deprived drive-by comment that turned into a valuable little advice thread]
Part 92 is living under a rock
Another surprise enconter with Frankreich.
(...)
[Watch me slip into purple prose / bad-vampire-fic mode as we derail an OOC thread.]
Part 91 fights like Gaston
I went to fell a Christmas tree for the meme.
Later I spotted a supposed anon mentioning my missing aide, so I went to investigate.
My brother had gotten himself a new coat... and apparently he also fell ill again.
[Achtung: This thread is entirely in German.]
A Truth or Dare thread that was actually stress-free for once.
I applied to the godmod thread.
[In this thread: Becoming a pokémon trainer, acquiring Dittotalia and getting into a rather messy pokébattle with him... oh, and the missing dare was to become obsessed with shiny objects!]
The vampire called me out.
[Note: Much of this thread is OOC planning.]
(Denial)
[Showing up high on Sweden's Nobel Prize Party as a result of the earlier godmod thread]
(Denial)
[After having bothered Sweden, Prussia and two anons here goes Ukraine...]
(Denial)
[... and here France.]
WTF Threads
(ITT: Your height, weight and breast size.)
[Usually I only save my own threads, but this one is an exception.]
(...)
[Well, it... it was the Gaston part after all! And we were maxing!]
Part 90 is an Oscar Meyer wiener
Italien thought he was Amerika...
[Note: For the duration of the whole part a body- and iconswap was in effect.]
... so I tried to find his brother to calm him down.
Sachsen complained about the rain.
Part 89 is in a Christmas carol
As I corrected an anon's misspelling England came to bother me.
My brother apologized for falling asleep during an earlier conversation.
[Achtung: This thread is entirely in German.]
Now that... that was just disturbing.
Frankreich and I exchanged some news as we met by chance.
A small encounter with Kanada.
Part 88 puts one foot down down down
I asked Amerika to help me with some new garbage bins I had produced for the meme.
Spotting female China I attempted to get to know her a bit better.
Deutscher Orden was bothering England, so I interfered.
Truth or Dare
[These are mostly just small threads with 2 - 5 tags, but my OCD compels me to list them all]
My participation in this thread lead to me having to dare various people in return.
[In this thread: taking dares and bickering with England]
So I dared little England...
... Deutscher Orden...
... Vietnam...
... Türkei...
... Lettland...
... Griechenland...
... Ukraine...
... Taiwan...
... Ägypten...
... and Estland.
Anon made a statement about alledgedly badly animated porn produced by me, and my brother showed up to boot.
[Achtung: This thread is almost entirely in German.]
Part 87 is standing too close to you
I checked on the meme, meeting anon and little Österreich.
APH Anon Meme RP Characters Friending Meme
My post at the friending meme.
Despite my nervosity I approached Ukraine...
... and Schweden...
... as well as Russland...
... before asking my brother's for advice.
I also re-befriended Italien...
... and Frankreich...
[Warning: This became somewhat of a make-out session.]
... as well as another Deutschland who seemed to be in a somewhat unfortunate situation.
Part 86 is full of stuffing
A new Russland appeared on the meme, and given the problems we had with communism I felt obliged to question him about his political outlook.
Having gotten no answer to my letter to Frankreich I went looking for her.
Ägypten sold some of his figurines; while I looked at them Frankreich finally found me.
I confronted Großvater with his neglect of little Deutscher Orden.
Part 85 will keep on shining through
At the beginning of this part a rip in the space-time-continuum occurred, sending the meme back into the past.
An anon felt the need to announce to the meme that my hugs were of bad quality.
Ukraine started a therapy session for turmoiled nations, so I helped her supervise it. Over the course of it I exchanged some thoughts with Serbien.
Deutscher Orden claimed I had a problem I wasn't disclosing, which of course was pure nonsense.
[This is still in the therapy thread]
An anon had problems with their post, so I checked on her.
[Also in this thread: Anon tries to make Germany understand that he has no control over his life and is in desperate need of help]
Part 84 saw moments of gold and flashes of light
I just quickly updated everybody on the newest changes to the voting results.
I chose "truth" in a Truth or Dare thread... clearly I should have known better.
Spotting a Frankreich I approached him to hopefully gather some useful information.
[This is still in the Truth and Dare thread]
I met Japan and Estland in a sauna that had just opened on the meme.
Part 83 ran so far away
World Meeting
I proposed the installation of a jurisdictional system.
Amerika ate waffles at the meeting...
Russland drank vodka at the meeting...
... and Bulgarien suggested murder at the meeting.
Italien panicked about his low birth rates.
Communist Russland threatened and injured little Deutscher Orden, so I intervened.
[Note: We weren't able to conclude this thread, but I guess it's safe to say that both of them survived.]
After the meeting I cast my votes on the points compiled by whistleblower anon, encountering discipline anon and one of the vampires while I was at it.
Later I presented the voting results to the public.
[Due to me completely underestimating the meme's maxing speed this thread was cut short. Mea culpa.]
Part 82 is devastated by the shortage of Eggo Waffles
Communist Kanada attempted to collectively brainwash the entire meme, so I tried to stop him... but things took a bad turn.
[Disclaimer: I'm genuinely sorry for ruining the dramatic atmosphere with "an killer".]
After the situation had escalated I tried to find help for Kanada.
Later I encountered my brother who was still ill.
[Achtung: This thread is almost entirely in German.]
Frankreich had gotten the news about Kanada being injured and enquired about it on the meme; I tried to explain.
In light of this part's events I proposed a world meeting (and used the opportunity to also collect the hugs I needed to pay the healing potion seller).
Part 81 is in the window
After having re-evaluated the situation with Frankreich I decided to sell most of the vodka I had gotten from Polen.
[In this thread, among other things: Poland is not amused and Canada shows up drunk and injured.]
Part 80 will show you what shoes to wear
Soviet Russland showed up on the meme again after a long time. I confronted him about the brainwashing.
[Also in this thread: whistleblower anon drops the bomb about France's sleeping around.]
Soviet Russland wouldn't stop bothering my brother, so I intervened.
[This takes places in the middle of the thread linked above.]
I... don't want to comment on what happened here.
[In this thread: Walking around drunk and heartbroken, meeting Japan England and some kind anons.]
The morning after the, ah, incident I desperately sought out England.
[Mind-reading thread]
I came across Großvater Germanien and used the opportunity to inform him of little Deutscher Orden's bad manners.
[Still in the mind-reading thread]
Hoping she would have some vodka to sell I approached Ukraine...
... and afterwards Polen, for the same reason.
An anon made a silly claim concerning the relationship between myself and whistleblower anon... the course this discussion took borders on harassment in my opinion.
Anon asked how to mend a broken heart. Having no real idea myself I still wanted to try and help, but then Frankreich appeared on the scene and I had to confront her with the video tape.
[In this thread: over-the-top soap opera drama.]
Part 79 knows the simple bear necessities
I still don't know why I woke up under a sofa, but meeting this adorable dog person was a nice start to the day.
My brother said something inappropriate in public...
[Achtung: This thread is almost entirely in German.]
(Denial)
[OOC thread in which Russia and Ukraine have to deal with sleazy asshole Germany.]
I attempted to speak to Japan about some... business of his, but he disappeared almost immediately.
My newest brother was somewhat overwhelmed and frightened by the meme, so I tried to console him.
[Achtung: This thread is almost entirely in German.]
I just don't understand how some anons' minds work.
I dutifully raised my hand at the headcount and was promptly bothered by several anons, nations and other people... well, some of them were quite nice.
[In this thread, among other things: Getting bothered by Teutonic Order and having the truth about France's liberal love life revealed by whistleblower anon]
Part 78 is over the rainbow
(Denial)
[Godmodded into thinking he's a German Shepard Dog, interacting with England]
(Denial)
[Godmodded interacting with Sweden]
(Denial)
[Godmodded crashing of Poland's birthday buffet]
Part 77 likes spinning in teacups
In the face of the supernatural occurrences that took place on the meme I made an announcement to the public.
[In this thread: talking to several anons and nations and finally getting put (or rather glitched) out of communism.]
I looked for my brother on the fall of the Berlin Wall's anniversary; several kind anons congratulated me as well.
After having celebrated with my brother I happened to come across Frankreich...
(Continuation of the above thread in the DR.)
[Warning for adult content, sappiness and major second hand embarrassment.]
Part 76 is a hungry-hungry-hippo
I gave Japan the miniature cameras he had lost in my house back.
Ukraine was holding a protest against exploitative prostitution in her place; I swiftly dropped by to show my support.
There was an uprising of fear on the meme, supposedly related to a figure only known as "slenderman", so I attempted to investigate by gathering information from several anon and nations.
A... dubious character proclaimed it to be "party time" while the "slenderman" was probably still on the loose. Needless to say I felt compelled to object.
Part 75 likes raindrops on roses
I contributed my part to our community by offering general advice to several nations and other people.
Part 74 could've danced all night
Spotting Officer England on patrol I just had to quickly tell him how much his work was appreciated.
Part 73 is waiting for the Great Pumpkin
Halloween on the meme was a very strenuous affair. The general chaos made it even harder than usual to maintain a minimum of order.
I made an announcement to inform the meme population about the vampire invasion and possible precautions that should be taken.
[In this thread: attempts at consoling various nations and anons in different stages of despair]
For some reason Italien thought there was something wrong with me.
While I keep telling myself that it all comes down to cultural differences, sometimes I wish I could just take away Japan's camera.
I found what I supposed to be the head vampire and got into an argument with her.
Frankreich was giving out drinks; I checked on her and had to protect her from the aforementioned vampire.
Part 72 put a spell on you
I made an appeal to the meme population to recycle their garbage instead of just throwing it around the area.
It was Türkei's birthday, so I briefly congratulated him.
Kanada had apparently been bitten in the neck by some venomous creature, so I stepped in to help.
[Actually this thread mainly consists of making plans with anons to defend the meme against the vampires and trying to treat the afflicted]
I saw fit to report the unsettling occurrences to the anon meme nurse.
Part 71 has the heebie-jeebies
Anon was conducting a survey, asking at what age and occasion one had first said "I love you".
On my way home I came across Frankreich and tried to apologize for my behaviour at our earlier date.
Ukraine fell with all her groceries, so I checked if she was alright.
Part 70 is a graveyard smash
I asked Kanada about the mysterious basement I still hadn't managed to find...
... and later I tried to convince Italien of the amenities of communism.
Part 69 is the evil twin
After finally getting out of detainment I checked back on the meme.
Part 68 is between lives
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Part 67 is a wild thing
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Part 66 is hiding under your stairs
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Part 65 is coming up the stairs
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Part 64 is a dream within a dream
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Part 63 is tapping at the chamber door
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Part 62 is in the middle of a muddle
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Part 61 is down in the valley where the green grass grows
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Part 60 has a dollar hey-hey-hey-hey
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Part 59 is gonna stay up late
I reminded the meme population of our common values.
Some foolish anons still attempted to protest against communism.
[Getting knocked out and taken into custody by the non-brainwashed Germany]
Part 58 raises its glass to you
An anon offered to grant everybody one wish.
[In this thread: trying out the newly granted de-brainwashing power and having a first, um, run-in with female France.]
I went looking for Lettland, who had apparently been brainwashed by the communists, and my injured brother.
Looking for my brother once again.
[In this thread: getting brainwashed into communism via [smiles] anon's temporary superpower.]
[Older logs will be added as I track them down.]